Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Inflation Ho

If you’re one of the meatheads claiming that inflation isn’t happening, I suggest you get your sorry ass down to the video store and rent St. Elmo’s Fire. There’s a scene in which one character gets a job that pays $500 a week and he acts like he’s hit the big time. $26,000 a year ain’t lottery money, dumbass. In another scene, a prostitute tells a guy that she’ll give it up for $50. Shit, that’s a deal. Even when you throw in a trip to the doctor, that’s still not a bad price. Ah, but those are 1985 prices. Try livin’ on $26,000 a year these days. It ain’t easy. And there ain’t no way you’ll find a decent $50 hooker nowadays. You might get a handjob for $50 but that’s about it. Inflation is real people. Facts is facts. I’d like to hear Alan Greenspan talk his way out of that wet paper bag.

Sunday, June 05, 2005

C'mon Folks, Come Along to My Sing Along

Hick's Angry Inch

If you see an angry inch by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the...Berlin Wall!

Stay tuned for my REO Speedwagon/Greg Kihn medley!