Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Old Man Wang and Boniva

A few months back I heard a TV commercial about a drug called Boniva.  I wasn't watching or paying close attention, I was in the next room playing with my dog.  But I heard Sally Field, Frog from Smokey and the Bandit, saying something about this drug giving you a stronger boner.  I tried it and I'm here to tell you that it doesn't.  I'm still shooting pool with a rope.  On the positive side, my posture has never been better.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Question of the Day

Do you reckon if we all went and got a penicillin shot on the same day that Rock of Love with Bret Michaels would go away?