hickonfire

Endangered Species, mmm mmm Good

I’ve got it! I’ve solved the question of how to save endangered species! Start serving them for Thanksgiving dinner! If I can convince other fat ass Americans that bald eagles and pandas taste gooooooood, Tyson will start breedin’ the shit out of these little bastards. There’ll be Northern Spotted Owl farms all over the damn place. Alfred Nobel would be so proud of me. I expect to be cashin’ a check from those stiffs by this time next year. Just thinkin’ ‘bout it gives me a Humpback Chub(Gila Cypha)!

posted by hickonfire @ 9:22 AM