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This Just In

Today, in an unprecedented move, the Department of Voter Registration has revealed God’s official party affiliation as Communist. For some voters this comes as no surprise given all that water into wine business. However, the slap dick, right wing Christian Taliban faction of the Republican Party speaking through their elected officials at the White House are claiming that the voter registration card was planted for political purposes and is in fact a fake and a fraud and a damn lie. “It’s a fake and a fraud and a damn lie. And we have no further comment except to say that this matter has been turned over to the FBI. And that they have dug up J. Edgar Hoover to “head” up this investigation. And that as soon as Mr. Hoover gets fitted for a new girdle he will launch an exhaustive investigation into the source of the leak, Mr. Bud “Tick” Thacker of Norton, VA”. Mr. Thacker could not be reached but his supervisor released the following statement: “Ticks a real good guy. You know his mommy’s been real sick”.

posted by hickonfire @ 10:59 AM