Tonight on The History Channel
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St. Jude Educational Institute Wins Award
My “yeah, fuck you dickhead” of the week award goes to St. Jude Educational Institute down there in good ole Montgomery, Alabama. They tried to prevent one of their seniors from taking part in her class graduation because she’s pregnant. The young father, also a senior at St. Jude, was allowed to take part in the program. (A small side note to this young man: Dude, you’re in Catholic High School! What are you doin’ gettin’ young girls pregnant? Shouldn’t you be learnin’ how to be a good Catholic boy by blowin’ a priest out behind the gym?) At the ceremony, Alysha Cosby announced her own name and walked across the stage anyway. That is the best possible way to say “yeah, fuck you dickhead.”
I headed over to www.saintjudeschool.com to do a little language research for a new award I think we should start at St. Jude in honor of Alysha. Thankfully it didn’t take long for me to find what I was lookin’ for ‘cause I hate readin’ porn. I think we should start the “Alysha Cosby, Respect the Rights and Dignity of Each Person Award!” Hey the language is right there on their home page, they must believe it! They don’t believe it and they can’t truly be people of faith. I bet they give great blowjobs though. And that is why St. Jude Educational Institute gets my “yeah, fuck you dickhead” award.
