hickonfire

SuperSize, My Pee Pee

We watched SuperSize Me this week. I found it disturbing. I also found myself gettin’ hungry as this dude wolfed down burgers and fries and cokes and shakes and pies and biscuits. I felt like a newly reformed junky watchin’ a novice take on herion to demonstrate it’s evil nature. Yeah I know it’s bad and I shouldn’t do it anymore, but goddman, it’s so good. It reminded me of that wonderful, comforted feelin’ I get when I peel the wrapper off my fish filet and discover that somebody in the McD’s “kitchen” shares my tarter sauce fetish. Yeah, this shit’s bad for me, but watchin’ SuperSize Me gave me a quarter pound boner for some rowdy oozin’ clown lovin’.

posted by hickonfire @ 1:25 PM