hickonfire

Four Not Five Words To Live By

The first motto I came up with for this new year was “2005, the year of experience not accumulation.” I thought this was pretty good. You know, simplify. Break free of the shackles of consumerism and embrace the magic that life reveals to us each day. But I’m a hick and hicks can’t resist a good furniture sale. Especially when you don’t have to put any money down or make a payment ‘til next January. So I studied on this before fading off to sleep last night and came up with what I think is an even more positive and realistic maxim. “2005: More porn, less CNN.”

posted by hickonfire @ 12:15 PM