hickonfire

Park, Parks and Parks LLC.

I hate it when a new shopping center or subdivision gets named for the thing that got torn down or paved over. What a bunch of shit. If I had the resources I’d bribe the local political machine to condemn every greedy developers tacky shit box of a house so I could tear them down and build parks in their place. I’d give them names like: “Hoover Park, A Place Where The Paranoid Can Wear Their Panties With Pride!” and “Reagan Park, A Place Where Even The Sun Isn’t All That Bright!” and “Bush Park, No Entry On Account Of All The Land Mines And Quicksand!” C’mon PowerBall!!!

posted by hickonfire @ 2:11 PM