Zapped!
There’s something wrong with me. I woke up Christmas morning all sweaty, dizzy and pale with Frank Zappa melodies roaring in my head and flames shootin’ outta my butt. I’m not sure if it was holiday stress or the three bags of Taco Bell I had the night before but it ain’t cool to be leakin’ butt lava all over the lord’s birthday. It just seems disrespectful somehow. In a moment of panic I thought ‘ah shit, I got Asperger’s!’ Then I remembered the old adage, the simplest solution is the best solution. I don’t have Asperger’s, I’ve got AssTaco! Enjoy!
posted by hickonfire @ 12:48 AM
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