hickonfire

Dang It Elizabeth!

I’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout it and I believe Elizabeth Edwards cost us the southern women's vote and thus the election. How? Because she didn’t send John to the Vice Presidential debate with a casserole.

There ain’t no way in hell any self respectin’ southern woman is gonna vote against a sittin’ president if the other candidate’s runnin’ mate’s wife doesn’t send a covered dish to the debate party. I mean, you just can’t vote for a man whose wife would make such a faux pas.

I’m tellin’ you, this election was over in the first three minutes of the Vice Presidential debate. Each candidate made their opening statement then boom, no casserole. Game over.

Now, if the Old Regular Baptists wives and mothers had known that she was battlin’ cancer they would have prayed for her and cut her some slack. And they most certainly would’ve sent her a casserole.

posted by hickonfire @ 11:32 PM