Old Man Wang and Boniva
A few months back I heard a TV commercial about a drug called Boniva. I wasn't watching or paying close attention, I was in the next room playing with my dog. But I heard Sally Field, Frog from Smokey and the Bandit, saying something about this drug giving you a stronger boner. I tried it and I'm here to tell you that it doesn't. I'm still shooting pool with a rope. On the positive side, my posture has never been better.
Question of the Day
Do you reckon if we all went and got a penicillin shot on the same day that Rock of Love with Bret Michaels would go away?