hickonfire

Brawlin' 'Round The Barrel

Buddy, old people will flat push you out of the way to get a closer look at the Pecan Rolls out there at the old time Cracker Barrel store. They don’t want to buy 'em but they’re determined to look at 'em and they’ll climb all over you to get their fix.

If you don’t get outta their way, they huff and puff and move all around you, peeking from every conceivable angle to try and see what you’re standin’ in front of. “Must be somethin’ good back there, look how he’s tryin’ to hide it from us. That hippie is hidin’ the Holy Grail from us!” Hey, they’re Pecan Rolls Granny! They’re the same damn Pecan Rolls that were right here last Sunday! Anyway, you can’t eat Pecan Rolls on account of your diabetes and lousy kidney! Keep movin’!

When she finally sees her hidden treasure she points and says, “pecan rolls.” Her identically dressed daughter then answers, “oh I love those.”

posted by hickonfire @ 9:34 PM