hickonfire

The Library

I don’t know about you, but I look forward to the day when the only book in the library is the Bible.

“Hi, my mother was just diagnosed with breast cancer, do you have any books or articles about different treatment methods?”

“Oh honey, I am so sorry to hear about your mother. You know she’s a fine christian woman, she’ll be alright.”

“I hope so, but I need some information to help us decide which treatment we should use.”

“The only book, the only treatment, the only information, you need child is the Bible. Are you right with the Lord? Are ya ready to go down to the river and get right with the big man in the sky? Have ya given yourself to the path of the righteous or are ya still a sinner? The Lord can’t help a sinner’s family! Ya gotta ask him! Ya gotta ask him for forgiveness! Ya gotta ask him to wash away the sins of this earth! Ya gotta fall down on yours knees and beg for his love, beg for his forgiveness, beg to not be thrown in the fire pits of hell! Oh, I’m sorry, the Bible is checked out at the moment but it should be back on Monday.”

“Um, well, does this library have story time for children?”

“Yes honey we do. But we don’t call it story time. We call it, “Grab a snake and get right with the Lord time!”

posted by hickonfire @ 9:40 AM