hickonfire

Sing It With Me

(THE KORAN, THE BIBLE, THE CONSTITUTION)

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed the constitution,
Then you're absolutely...a right wing nut bag who I pray will be gentle and use lots of KY Jelly when they cram the good old family cross up my ass.

Bonus Verse:

Oh could you use a little more KY Jelly?
Oh could you use a little less splintered cross?
If you don't use a little more KY Jelly
I'll be forced to kick your Hummer Drivin' ass.

Sing it with me............

posted by hickonfire @ 9:29 AM